thatscoolasdicks:

Someone’s probably already done this, but, y’know…

thatscoolasdicks:

Someone’s probably already done this, but, y’know…

Mom: son, eat your greens so you can grow up big and strong


Me: na fam I can smoke green and still flex


Mom: raw


duoachievement:

YOU TWO NEED TO STOP IT RIGHT NOW THIS IS TOO CUTE TO BE LEGAL

kingjaffejoffer:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

86thatshit:

This true speech

"the teacher must be working with the shooter"

"kieth who?"

LMAO

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

image

in real life:

image

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vinebox:

If their phone automatically connects to the Wi-Fi, you know they’re cheating

vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it

komaedas:

-狛枝凪斗- by JARA※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

komaedas:

-狛枝凪斗- by JARA
※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

MJ